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Thursday, December 16th, 2010
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11:07 pm - FRIENDS ONLY
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Warning! This link will lead you to Smutty Hobbit Stories. Smutty: as in explicit language, adult content, and sexual situations. These stories are written for the enjoyment of consenting adults. If you are under the age of consent (18?) in whatever country you reside or you think that your mother would not approve of you reading about grown people having sex with each other then please turn aside and come back when you’re old enough. Do not continue out of curiosity, you won’t like it. There are smelly men (and elves and hobbits and so on) engaging in unwise and dangerous things, having long boring conversations and doing naughty stuff with each other. These people are terrible role models. If you don’t know what the word slash means in relation to fiction then please do not proceed.
I’m serious about this – if you don’t know exactly what you’re getting into by stepping into this website, then please do not do so! If you are offended by same-sex unions, speculations about real and imaginary persons, actors, bad jokes, violence and dodgy prose, do yourself a favor and bugger off with my kind regards. Really.
If, however, you’re a brave, informed, adventurous and pervy elf-fancier, please FRIEND ME and proceed...
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